aldo sarellano
management

'Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.'

This specimen is known for going from an angry slobbering beast to mild mannered and meek in a matter of seconds. But don't let that temporary lull fool you. He is busy contemplating how better to defeat you at a moment's notice.

His position as managing editor of i360.com is in title only, much like Zaphod Beeblebrox's position as President of the Galaxy. He has, however been known to herd the fellow editors into making occasional posts to the site when necessary.

General appearance may be casual, or may involve flowing, glossy plumage for display purposes. Even at its most decorative, the specimen is skilled with the short sword, throwing knives, shuriken, higen, and steel-toe boots.

When permitted an unrestricted interval of sleep, the specimen tends to become even more bloodthirsty and angst-ridden. Conversely, sleep deprivation produces a state akin to mellowness, although 'mellow' is here a relative term.

Should you meet the specimen in its natural habitat, proceed with caution. Do not make any sudden moves. Do not attempt to capture. Can be subdued by simultaneous application of omiyage and tranquilizers.