I've played it before, of course. I used to be quite, not good, never good, but more athletic than I am now. But I've never had the newest machine, on free play, with a supportive crowd.
But that's exactly what PMX had. I got this story in heaves and pants, between rounds, from a gentleman who was drenched in sweat. Apparently he'd gotten them, through sorcery I could not comprehend, to convince Andamiro to lend the event a machine. Part of World PIU Fest. They had a tournament, and now it was free play.
So I played, and it's demoralizing to see one's own physical degenration. I blame the office job.