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[ wednesday : preparation ]
I spent all of Wednesday at work for Animate,
planning for setup. We tried to get all the shop's items to the
convention center in one quick and easy trip, and tried to figure
out how we were going to setup our space.
Then I headed home to get all my stuff ready for the con, ordering
my loyal minions to load the car and make sure we weren't forgetting
anything:
aldo: 'Vcr?'
minions: 'Check!'
aldo: 'Gaming consoles?'
minions: 'Check!'
aldo: 'Computers?'
minions: 'Check!'
aldo: 'Mixer board? Wait a minute. . . Mixer board?! What
for?'
minions: 'For the room party, Aldo-sama! Just in case we
decide to do one!'
aldo: 'Oh, right. . .'
(We didn't end up doing a room party, by the way. . . more on that
later.)
Anyway, though, after all the stuff was packed, I went right to
sleep like a good little boy on Christmas Eve waiting for Santa
Claus. I had to get up at some ungodly hour the next morning to
set up the booth, after all.
[ thursday : corporate slave ]
We set up and put everything out, just the way I describe in my
article about being a dealer. I
didn't see much of the con that day. We got to meet the dealer's
room bigwigs and had a crash course in dealer's room politicswhich
people to avoid, which to trust. (Gods, I hate politics.) But the
dealer's room closed at 5:00, after which I headed to the room,
to settle in.
Now, the room had many things wrong with it. There was only one
bed, whereas we had expected two. This was a trifling matter, however,
when compared to the total absence of the data ports the hotel advertised
on their web site. When I see the words 'high-speed data port',
I expect something i can plug into with an ethernet cable, rather
than some glorified phone jack. We were not happy little otaku.
On the other hand, though, when we got the computers hooked up we
were able to blast anime music and visual kei at all hours, and,
miraculously, no one complained.
Then came the dance. It's all sort of a blur to me. . . I remember
meeting up with some friends, trying to look like I'm dancing. .
. And getting into a headbanging contest to Rammstein's 'Engel,'
which explains why I don't remember too many details. I've got to
remember never to do that again.
[ friday : forbidden fruit ]
I didn't have to work on friday, so I spent a lot of the day trying
to spend money rather than earn it. I know i should probably have
been saving my money to pay bills and whatnot, but I couldn't help
myself. Forbidden fruit is always the sweetest.
Sadly, despite my well-known lack of willpower in the face of merchandise,
I couldn't find anything good to buy. I was shocked. I had no choice
but to go along with my better instincts and leave without spending
anything. Several people, both attendees and dealers, agreed with
me that this year's dealers' room left much to be desired.
So I went on with the convention. . . I don't usually spend my
time at cons actually watching anime. Usually I focus on the dealers'
room, panels, occasional dance, and room parties (extra-handy when
i need a quick jolt of coke.) I was tired, though, so I headed over
to the hotel to take advantage of my friend's computer and catch
up on some shows.
Afterwards I headed back to the Rennaisance hotel to try to catch
the Bandai/Pioneer/BPM dance. Hung around, teased AX's press liason
because she was there hawking glow sticks, but didn't enjoy the
music. (I heard people compare the music to living in a small apartment
where all the neighbors had hammers.)
So I went back to the room and met up with the rest of the staff,
who were returning from the music video contest. We all wound up
watching videos until 3 in the morning with a friend, rather than
having the party we'd thought about.
[ saturday : standing ovation ]
Somehow managed to get up in time to work the booth. As Largo has
said: 'Conventions are work. Work is bad. I hate work.'
After work, I'd been planning to go to the 'Anime
Journalism' panel and see what people thought of how we as media
marshall facts and mangle news in our best interest. I decided at
the last minute to skip it, though, and instead hunt for our webmaster/oft-times
reporter to get my ticket to the masquerade.
And how was the masquerade? Fun. ^_^ The costumes were well-done,
they showed music videos to keep the audience passive while the
judges decided on awards, and there was an impromptu show by Kikuko
Inoue that ended in a very well-deserved standing ovation.
After that, I headed back to the room to compare notes with the
rest of the staff, and ended up going to bed at 3 am again.
[ sunday : long way home ]
Ah. . . Last morning of the con. . . Wake up, feel the breeze,
scream because the room is an utter mess and we have to load it
up. . . earlier the better, because i have to be back in the dealer's
room for my shift at 11.
It's another task for the loyal minions, except that someone's
been feeding the loyal minions too much coke and they're getting
antsy.
minions: Please sir, may we rest?
aldo: Did I not tell you to have the car here by ten?
minions: Yes, aldo-sama.
aldo: Then why are all our items still here in the room?
minions: We'll get right on it, sir! Boys, chug a coke
and grab the goods!!
aldo: Remember the computer.
minions: Yes, aldo-sama.
aldo: And the VCR's.
minions: Yes, aldo-sama.
aldo: And the mixer board. (Alas, the unused mixer board.)
minions: At once, aldo-sama.
aldo: Everything in the car?
minions: Sir, yes sir!!
aldo: Then why is the van still down there? go park it!
minions: At once, oh bearer of the whip.
aldo: Augh, {expletive deleted}!! I'm late, and I still
need to shower!! you minions will pay for this. Salary cut!
accountant minion: But sir, to do that you would first
need to pay us.
(accountant minion is summarily shot for correcting me)
aldo: (rubbing his temples)
"If we shadows have offended
Think but this and all is mended
That you have but slumbered here
While these visions did appear
and this weak and idle theme
no more yielding but a dream..."
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